Boy Rant

Tonight I discovered the Shmitten Kitten,a wonderful dating blog, and literally laughed until I cried. It is the perfect place to go when you just need to rail on dudes, as I need to do every so often, especially lately. She has this "Bonerkillers" section, which breaks down those things that guys do that literally make you want to scream or cry.Examples of Bonerkillers: baggy leather jackets,long nails, inappropriate fancy dancers, guys that tie their shirt around their waist while they're dancing, guys that think they're being deep when they're not...
And then she has another "I love love love..." section which is the exact opposite and reminds you that some guys are the cutest and not fucking annoying.

On the theme of Bonerkillers, I have got to get something off my chest.

Bonerkiller: Guys that Punk Out When Shit Gets Real

So you're hanging out with said dude and some friends, and you offhandedly make a comment about how great it was when Barack Obama sang "Let's Stay Together" for 8 seconds. Everyone giggles and swoons. Politics aside, Barack Obama is a dreamboat.

Dude friend hasn't even seen the youtube clip (Bonerkiller: Guys Who Don't Fucking Ever Know About Anything) but quickly makes overly aggressive statements about how the president is no different from the others and politics have been twisted by media. You tune out because, for real, this is some level 1 shit(repeat, Bonerkiller: Guys That Think They're Being Deep When They're Not).

You think to yourself, "Oh, he wants to get political? Well okay," and you start going in on him about how Obama is in fact different from other presidents, and what is he even trying to say?

All of the sudden, he's the victim. He mutters, "Oh well if you aren't even going to listen to me" and licks his wounded paw before going to have a cigarette (Bonerkiller: Smokers).

You're just getting warmed up. Really? His feelings are hurt now?

I can not stand dudes that start shit and then assume the victim role as soon as you bring it to their attention that they don't know what they're talking about. I am not a bully, I simply know some shit and typically shut up when I don't. You do not get to make me the bad guy because you planned poorly. Know your shit or shut up and stop ruining happy moments for no damn reason.
But really though, Barack Obama is adorbs.